“Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin.”- The Fault in Our Stars.

Anonymous: 100-125

100. How are you feeling? Very happy and loved up
101. Do you type fast? Yep, it’s a skill
102. Do you regret anything from your past? Yes
103. Can you spell well? Yes, I hate people who can’t
104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Yes, my grandma
105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Yep
106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Don’t think so
107. Have you ever been on a horse? Yes, never again!!
108. What should you be doing? Revision maybe
109. Is something irritating you right now? Not really
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Definitely 
111. Do you have trust issues? Yep
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? Family
113. What was your childhood nickname? Princess/ona/oie
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yep
115. Do you play the Wii? Haven’t in years 
116. Are you listening to music right now? Nope
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? I guess
118. Do you like Chinese food? YESSSSS
119. Favourite book? Tfios
120. Are you afraid of the dark? Not really
121. Are you mean? I can be
122. Is cheating ever okay? Never 
123. Can you keep white shoes clean? Nope
124. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes :)
125. Do you believe in true love? Yessssss



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MAKE ME REGRET PUTTING THIS UP BY BEING CURIOUS AND ASKING ME QUESTIONS.

deductionhunters:

Okay so everybody needs to watch this video in which TheThirdPew lays the smackdown on NashGrier and his douchebag friends for the “What Guys Look For In Girls” video because it is amazing

Four for you, Nathan, you go, Nathan

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
Sherlock: You have two cows. You manage to convince people that one cow murdered the other using calculated analysis of the field in which you found the two cows
Supernatural: You have two cows, one of them has an aversion to salt. That one is possessed by a demon.
Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
Cows: The shit you go through.
This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

ohheyvict0ria:

Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars

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endegame:

guys who don’t kiss after the girl after she’s swallowed are weak as hell and don’t deserve happiness

bigstupidbaby:

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could of handled the situation better 

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Are you calling me a liar?

WP